First Time Eating Sushi with Micheal

First Time Eating Sushi with Micheal

Bryan and I getting hammered at Tiger Heat

Bryan and I getting hammered at Tiger Heat

essaytyper:

using “etc” in sexts

(Source: catholicnun)

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  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

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xoxosaadia:

Fuck bitches. I’d choose bacon every time.

xoxosaadia:

Fuck bitches. I’d choose bacon every time.

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sizzlemcomelette:

The 11th Doctor sure likes 21st century technology. 

sizzlemcomelette:

The 11th Doctor sure likes 21st century technology. 

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brink182:

Things that are worse for you than cannabis: alcohol, caffiene, cigarettes, tobacco,  aspirin, tylenol, coca cola, religion, justin bieber, going to work and having a family and shit and being okay with that, lil wayne, new rap lyrics

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